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Question: What is your favorite funny cliche (AKA old saying), and why!?
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I was always bothered by "have your cake and eat it too!." What's the point of having a cake if you can't eat it!? Then - when I became enlightened - I realized they meant they wanted 1 cake to eat and 1 cake to look at and admire it's mouth-watering beauty!. So what they really mean is "two cakes in the pantry are better than one in the tush!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

Old Indian saying: Never sniff another's finger without knowing where it's been!.

I think the 'why' is self-explanatory :o)Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Early bird get the worm"!. I like this saying because my response is always "the second mouse gets the cheese!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

That (noun-dog, car, person, etc!.) looks like the
south end of a northbound mule!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Que sera, sera, what will be, will be - why!? because it helps me stop worrying so much about every little thingWww@QuestionHome@Com

"It takes one to know one" for those who say negative things about other people!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

whatever floats your boat!.

because it ryhmes! well, sorta anyway!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

the straw that broke the camels backWww@QuestionHome@Com