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Question: I seriously need to laugh any suggestions!.!?
i realized something odd and disturbing just the other day!.
its been more than three months since the last time i laughed!.
things havent been that smooth lately so its to mistry,
(but WTF!. how the heck can you go that long witout laughing, i never thought such a thing could even be possable!.)
and when i say laugh i dont meen a short chuckle or a giggle!.
but the REAL ones !.the kind that leaves tears run'n down your cheeks and haves you praye'n in the back of you're mind not to pee yourself!.
those are the ones i'm searching for!.
so if you have anything to share that would be great!.
and would really make my day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
First you have to find out what kind of humor you appreciate!. (e!.g!. dry British humor, juvenile humor, slapstick humor, ironic humor, random humor, sexual humor etc!.)
As for me, I enjoy dry British humor (stuff like Monty Python and Little Britain), ironic humor (there's lots of ironic humor to be found when looking at life) and random humor (e!.g!. life, Monty Python, Family Guy, random videos on the internet!.)
Then you can look around for such humor!.
Examples of where to find other type of humor:
Slapstick - Charlie Chaplin, most American comedy
Juvenile - South Park, Little Britain, American comedy
Sexual - Some American comedy movies like American pie!.
Do your friends share the same sense of humor as you!? If not, then find some new friends who do (while not ditching your old ones!) or adjust to your current friends' sense of humor!.
Are there any goofs you know that always make you laugh!? If so then give them a call!.
Hope this helps!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Go and sit at the dinning room table, nicely laid out!. Glasses, plates, cutlery, flowers, candles - the works!. Now stare at the empty plate!. Cry!.!.!.!.!. the plate is empty!. Laugh!.!.!. because the crying won't fill the plate, and you will feel horrible!. But if you laugh you will feel supper!. (sic) Empty plate or not!.
It is a mental state!.
Peace!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
First of all, I don't laugh easy!. I fake laugh but that's about it!. The last thing I laughed at that had me in tears were these reaction videos on YouTube to that "2 girls 1 finger" video (I've never seen it but the reactions are so funny, I was crying!)!. Here's some!.!.!.enjoy and have a good laugh at someone else's misery!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=zVErIwtuj!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=0dWjs08FV!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=ety7x-6o9!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=4yetAXxez!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
oh yeah jeff dunham is good
but
i would say have a bunch of friends tickle u!?
its hard for me to say but i have a friend and were sooo much alike with the laughing thing we could sit together and talk and within 3 minutes she wouldhave peed herself and im laying down on the ground laughing so hard that i cant get up to go get her a new pair of pants!.
and were only 11 soWww@QuestionHome@Com
Get together with some of your closest friends and rent some funny movies!. I'd recommend johnny english!. Its fun watching those movies alone, but when you watch them with close friends it basically turns into an all night laugh extravaganza!. Make it an event serve popcorn, candy, and soda!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
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"In a Sunburned Country," Bill Bryson,
"Alcatraz versus the Evil Librarians," Brandon Sanderson,
"Emotions," Marilyn Barrick, Ph!.D!., and
"Brothel in Pimlico," Roy Moore, might help!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=WCqJTZ2c_Sg&f!.!.!.
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=6Ms-n7xmoWg&f!.!.!.
are my favorite involuntary urination videos 8)Www@QuestionHome@Com
- watch Ben Stiller movies: (e!.g!. Night at the Museum) or Wayans brothers' movies (e!.g!. White Chicks)
- search these on youtube: "japanese learning english", "banned commercials"Www@QuestionHome@Com
Go to you tube!.com and type in Old Gregg!.!.!. oh yeah!. It might be boring at first, there's three video to it, but it's freaking hilarious through the rest!. You have to have a certain personality to enjoy it though!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
http://mine!.icanhascheezburger!.com/view!.!.!.!.
http://mine!.icanhascheezburger!.com/view!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
When I want a good laugh, I just turn on a news channel and watch both the presidential candidates make total fools of themselves lying to get a job that nobody else wants!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
tikling yourself is physically impossible so have a tickle fight with your friends or hang out with your most comedic friends or go to a comedy clubWww@QuestionHome@Com
look in the mirrorWww@QuestionHome@Com
watch some comedy!.!.!. "just for laughs" by the canadian tv and the sitcoms "my name is earl" and "two and a half men" never fail to make me laugh!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
its not that funny
but im 16
i have a monster crush on a 38 year old single family friend
i want to bang him or somethingWww@QuestionHome@Com
look for jeff dunham on youtube!.!.!.funny ventriloquist!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Monty Python and the Holy GrailWww@QuestionHome@Com
read terry pratchett!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Watch 2 hours of the show "Yo mama" straight at it will have u laughing up lolWww@QuestionHome@Com
I usually go on youtube and look up some funny vids!.
you should try it!. :-)Www@QuestionHome@Com
How about the state of the American Constitution!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.no, actually that's quite sad!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Here are some Random Funny Facts - You might want to empty your bladder - the one about the PIG is histerical;
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee!.
(Hardly seems worth it!.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!.
(Now, that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet!.
(P!.M!.G!.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig!.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!.
(Creepy!.)
(I'm still not over the pig!.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour!.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work!.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body!. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off!.
(Honey, I'm home!. What the!.!.!.!?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length!. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field!.
(30 minutes!. Lucky pig! Can you imagine!?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds!.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond!?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day!.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life !. !. !. quality over quantity!.)
Butterflies taste with their feet!.
(Something I always wanted to know!.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue!.
(Hmmmmmm!.!.!.!.!.!.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people!.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference!?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump!.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing!.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light!.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out!?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain!.
(I know some people like that!.)
Starfish have no brains!.
(I know some people like that too!.)
Polar bears are left-handed!.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer!.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure!.
(What about that pig!?!? God love that PIGWww@QuestionHome@Com
Have smarter sex!. That is, with intelligent people!.
A snail bought a fast car!. really fast!. he was tired of being so slow!. I mean, this car had over 500 HP!. Oh, and it was red, with a big white S on each door, for Snail!. He pulled out of the car lot, first time driving the new car!. at the first red light, some young guys in a low rider pickup truck, who thought they could outrun the snail to the next light, challenged him car title for car title!. first one to the next light had to forfeit his ride!. they were laughing at the snail!. how could they lose to a snail!?!?!? fancy red car with a big white S on the door! Hmmph, it's just a lousy snail! Well, the light turned green and the snail peeled out!. tire smoke poured in the young guys' open windows!. the snail was OUTTA THERE!!! the snail left the boys in the smoke and dust, I tell you!. they had no chance!. the one young guy said to the other "wow dude, did you see that S car go!?"
humm, escargot, in case you haven't heard of the snail delicacy dish!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Wow, 3 mths without laughs is really unhealthy!. I suggest that the most effective way is to round up two or three friends who are either talkative or cheerful and go for a picnic, a karaoke session or just a simple home gathering for a barbeque or something!. Go pot-luck if it is more convenient for everyone!. You need a little music, a little story-telling and maybe playing some harmless practical jokes on people!. Do take some photos to capture some great memories!.
And i am sure if there are many good(u know 'real' ones that go for some time and u get belly aches!?) laughs the group would like to arrange more of these fun sessions!. Remember though when these sessions are over and everyone goes separate ways, avoid thinking too much of them when alone in the house or walking on the road, else your laugher will create doubts among your neighbours and bring unwanted stares in public! Very contagious, laughs!. Smile, there is actually a lot of cheer in every corner in the world!. Haha!.!.!.!.hoho!.!.!.!.heehee!.!.!.hoohoo!!! ROFL!!! :-DWww@QuestionHome@Com
Go check out a laughter club!. or gather some people togather and tell them to laugh as it is a good exercise for the soul!. I mean laughter coming from deep down your belly!. Watch em make those noises and you will start laughing for real!. or else!.
There were three men of the cloth (say a priest)
They bought a lottery ticket!. They were thinking what they would do if they won!.
A said, I am going to draw a circle, and throw all that money in the air!. What falls in the circle, I will keep and what fall out, I will give to god
B said, I a going to draw a line and throw the money up, what fall on the right, I will keep, what falls to the left I will give to god
C thought for a while and he said, I am not going to draw any line or circle!. I am simply going to throw the money up in the air towards god!. What stays up is his, what comes down is mine!
HEY WHY DON'T YOU SIMPLY RENT SOME ALL TIME FUNNY MOVIES!. 'BLAZING SADDLES' OR SOME JERRY LEWIS MOVIES!. BETTER TO DIE LAUGHING THEN CRYING!Www@QuestionHome@Com