How do I turn on my computer?

Question: How do I turn on my computer!?

I have spent many sleepless nights trying to learn the method of turning on my computer!. It requires to much intuition, and I hope someone will help me with this difficult task!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Dress yourself well, make some funky dance moves!. Perhaps this will turn it on!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well there are two flaws, if flaws are possible in a question, with this question!. Define what your compute is, because anything that takes data and does **** with it is a computer!.!.!.

Anyway I assume your on a different one, your computer look for the button with a cirle with a line through it and press it or hold it down!. It might help for it to be plugged in or exploded!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well, it seems to be on, since you are asking this question!. My recommendation: leave it on!. If, for some reason, it shuts off, phone a friend to come over and turn it back on!. Observe how they do it!. Rinse!. Repeat!.

I'm sorry, my husband has some further details!. He recommends dimming the lights, turning on some Barry White, and involving whipped cream!. Try not to pour the lube directly into the computer, or it will electrocute you (out of spite)!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

well, im assuming ur using a computer right now, so u must have turned it on somehow!. Its the button that looks like a "O" with a "|" on top of itWww@QuestionHome@Com

step 1: make sandwhich
step 2: eat sandwhich
step 3: press power button
step 4: vomit from bad mayonaise in sandwhich
step 5: rinse out mouth
step 6: return to cimputer & log onWww@QuestionHome@Com

you dont "turn on your computer" You "boot it up"Www@QuestionHome@Com

Have you tried seduction!?
If that fails offer Goat entrails on the keyboard at the next full moon!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

do a strip tease for it!? GAH JOEY YOU BEAT ME BY FOUR SECONDS!! =pWww@QuestionHome@Com

Im know you're kidding!.!.!.but that's retarded hahaWww@QuestionHome@Com

do a strip tease for itWww@QuestionHome@Com

pet it and call it baby!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

What has logiic got to do with it huh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com