Just for fun: What would you do if Jesus DID come back?

Question: Just for fun: What would you do if Jesus DID come back!?
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I would console him for the fact that his father inspired the birth of so many other religions!. Some that offer alternatives to believing in Jesus!. It's similar to a father opening up a McDonald's for his son, and then opening up a Burger King across the street!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

who's to say that he's not here right now!.!.!.
jesus is the father,son and the holy ghost!
So I think that if there is not a full jesus here with us today,there are in pieces of him(so to speak) because after you accept god into you're life he puts some of his qualities and gifts into you're heart!.!.like i have the gift of genorousity which i beleive was given to me by god!Other people have his characteristics also so if you think about it!.!.he is here with us!.!.In all of us!!
Catch My Drift!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I wouldn't change a thing!. I stand by the way I've lead my life!.

I'd also hope to see a Jesus!. vs!. Mike Tyson fight, a Jesus vs!. Tiger Woods golf tournament and a Jesus vs!. Eric Clapton battle of the bands!. I gotta go with J!.C!. in all three contests, purely based on his reputation!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

OMG HES COMING BACK!!! YES!!!

no im kidding!. I'd ask him to show me a picture of what heaven is like!. ask him about how God is doing!. but people would be crowding around so i dont think even if it did happen i would get a chance to talk to him! Unless he made us get in line!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why is it fun!? Jesus is coming back!. It may not be today, tomorrow, or even two hundred years from now, but he'll be back!. Just like the Terminator lolWww@QuestionHome@Com

he'd pick up that really comfy pair of sandals he left behind!.

oh and i read the question wrong sorry!. LOL i thought you said what would he do!. I would definately want to hang with him !.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i'd be very, very glad!.!.!.for so many reasons!.!.!.

we'd have a leader worth following!.!.!.

maybe, just maybe, there would be some actual Justice!.!.!.

and love being the greatest thing!.!.!.that is the kind of world i wish for!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ask him if he could tell all the Christians that organized religion is STUPID!!
don't hate!.!.!.but thats what I would ask him
oh yeah and to teach me that water to wine trick!.!.that would be awesome
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1) Ask him what he would drive (if he could drive)

2) Ask him to set the record straight

3) Ask to see some ID with his REAL nameWww@QuestionHome@Com

I would ask HIM if I did most of the right things in my life and really ask HIM for forgiveness!. And ask HIM if he really wanted all that money churches collected for him!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Would Darth Vader and Bilbo Bagins be with him!? Because all three are fictional characters from different books!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I would try to get JC and his homies to play Prince and the Revolution in a game of basketball!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'd be his only friend cause in this day and date, no one would really be convinced that he's Jesus!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i ask him to watch south park with me until he decides to come back!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

hmmm!.!.!.
then, all my little doubts about him will be forgotten and i will have full faith in himWww@QuestionHome@Com

Just as the bible said!.!.!.true Christians will welcome him on clouds!.!.!.!.so be it!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'd -really- laugh my a$$ off if he showed up in Salt Lake City ?

DougWww@QuestionHome@Com

take a very large tanker of water and then enjoy some shiraz!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Learn some hymns real quick!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'd tottaly ivite him over to play some xbox live!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I wouldn't need to do anything 'cause I would be in Heaven!Www@QuestionHome@Com

dont worry, if he came back , they would kill him again!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

freak outWww@QuestionHome@Com

I'd probably have a lie-in on that day!Www@QuestionHome@Com