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Question: What would be proper attire to wear to the "End of the Word"!?
the word is the world will end Dec 2012!. and now that I think about it what what does one wear to the end of the world!?

I was thinking I could wear a tux!.!.!.being the end of the world I wouldn't have to worry about returning it either!?
but maybe I should pick something more casual!?
what do think!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com


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Casual!? If a funeral is worth a black suit, I should think Armageddon would be worth at least that!.

If it's the end of the world, you want things to fit well!. A rental tux would be iffy!. Call a tailor around October or November and have one custom-made!. (You won't need the money anymore!.)

It makes a difference whether this will be a morning/afternoon apocalypse or an evening apocalypse!. One does not wear a tuxedo before 6 P!.M!., you know!.

Assuming we go at midnight, I will be there in sharply tailored top hat, white tie and tails!. See you on the next world- and don't be late!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You areobviously immature! You think it is a joke!.
Well lets see how much longer you can keep those teeth in your mouth when your jaw drops open when you see the end of this wicked world!. Its not the world thats going to be destoyed its the bad people!. The bible uses world and earth to refer to mankind sometimes you know!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Just in case it doen't end at the appointed time, you should have something on that's functional for other occasions, too(hard to explain the arm floaters when you go out for a post-non-apocalypse martini)!. You should also wear clean underpants, because that's what mom always said!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

No man, when you gota a go, you better off going in style!. I was thinking (for me), A long red gown, and a bottle of the best bubbly, on a hawaiian beach, walking bare foot on the wet sand, with the one I love!. Your tux would look good on him too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It's not going to happen then so don't concern yourself about it!. But when it does happen the best thing to wear is a suit suitable for a wedding!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why celebrate the end of something when there is still time to do something about that end!. If your set on looking good (for who!?) then go out like you came in - your born naked so go out naked!.
Spartawo!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I would go in a space suit just in case the earth explodes and I'm not dead!. It will probably help me survive in space a little bit longer until maybe a Vogon ship picks me up or something!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Go wearing nothin but a smile, nothing says comfortable like your birthday suit!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Just a top hat and a tie!. Nothing else, no pants, no underwear, no shirt, maybe socks!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'll wear my birthday suit!.

Because there is no place I would rather be than in bed with my sweetie when the world comes to an end!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Tinfoil hats will be all the rage!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Clothes!? I am gonna be having sex on a beach!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Jeans and a tee shirt !.!.!. I'm going out comfortably!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

haha I agree with the other people!. Wear nothing its not like anyone would care:)Www@QuestionHome@Com