Why dont people worship me like the god i am?

Question: Why dont people worship me like the god i am!?

i feel a smiting coming on!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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haha is that really a question!? do you have a nice body!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Invent yourself a heaven and hell then maybe they will!.!.!. and make it known that the only way out of hell and into heaven is through kissing your glorious ***!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hmmm!.!.!.good question!.!.!.and thats for the twoWww@QuestionHome@Com

I see you believe in myths!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

My advice!? Build a temple for yourself and then have a seat and wait for your followers to come to you!. Might take a lunch and some water!. Good luck!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why should I believe in someone else when I could believe in ME!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Don't trip over your feet of clay!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

because U R a Narcissistic ***!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

they will once ur wrath falls on their souls!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY! PLEASE DON'T STRIKE LIGHTING DOWN ON ME!!!!!!!!!! *repeatedly bow at your knees*Www@QuestionHome@Com

haha I like this question :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

People worship many things!
People love many things!
People are in love and worship them-self!

A "Man of Wisdom" understands the 'dark quality' known as arrogance, and prefers to avoid the 'dark shadow' cast by such a being, let alone bow down and pay homage to such a one!.

No smite intended!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Because some people just don't understand how god-ly you are!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Because your grandeur is only self evident to you only from your forehead to your nose!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

haha, you need a thrown first :)Www@QuestionHome@Com