Do you regard farting as an art?

Question: Do you regard farting as an art!?
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There are many ways to 'air' your opinions on this :o) A true artist can do the one cheek sneak as well as the flat out flatulence!. His repertoire should include the stutter, the squeal, the harrumph and the toot toot!. Cheating, by placing a reed or other vibrational aid in the underwear is not allowed! If an overly ambitious farter creates a plotcha (fart with a lump in it) they will be severely looked down upon!. He will also be told to clean up his act!. Now that that is behind us, go forth and froth!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

well i've never really thought about it so i don't know but i am not one of those people who says,"Gosh say excuse me when you do that, thats rude"!.
i think its stupid to say stuff like that but if u say it its okay if anyone else says it its stupid =)Www@QuestionHome@Com

http://en!.wikipedia!.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9t!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Only if the fart is at least 22 seconds long and changes note at least 4 times!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Kind of!. I like to see what kind of different sounds and pitches I can produce!. It's something like learning to sing!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

!.!.!.!.!.!.Are!. You!. Kidding!. Me!.!.!.!.!.

No!. Being able to fart is not a talent, but a matter of eating certain foods!.

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Good Grief! No way! It's something for which you should apologize if you do it, especially in public!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why!? does taco hell make you make a run for the border too!?
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Haha! That's gross! Ewww!
lol

PLCG~Www@QuestionHome@Com