Tips For Drama Performance. .. 10 points :)

Question: Tips For Drama Performance!. !.!. 10 points :)

Im doing a solo drama performance and the charcter im playing is a dumb bichie checkout girl who picks on everything that people buy,
eg, If they buy a small shirt ill say "dont you think your a bit fat for that!?"
Do you think that is a good idea!?
If so, what are some more jokes I can make on the customers!.
If not, what is a better solo performance!?
10 points for good ideas :D
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

buying cookies/borwnies/TWINKIES! "(tongue pressurized against roof of mouth sound!.!.!. i'll try to clarify if you didn't understand that) honey, don't you think you should have some salad or something"
buying a book - "pfft, that book sucks, [proceed with brief synopsys, and spoil the ending]"
buying shampoo "go get some for dandruff, you're flaking all over my register"
buying a book(yes, again) - "you can read!!?"Www@QuestionHome@Com

yea great start! i got a few ideas
1!. some one buying a loaf of bread and say something like yuck thas been sitting there for 2 weeks
2!. some one buying comdons! geez yuck i dont know why your wasting money buying comdons
3!. some one buying soap geezzz man ithink you should buy more soap than coke
4!.that is out of date
5!. geez i dont think you going to fit into thoses pants of thoses i think you should go and have a look for asize bigger Www@QuestionHome@Com