Closed to you . A parody of the carpenters song? any good?

Question:Closed to you . A parody of the carpenters song?
Why do birds(female) suddenely appear
every time I drink beer
just like me they long to be
close to brew .

Why do guys come out of bars at night
just to fight me and you
just like me they long to drink
too much brew

By the way while you watched porn
the landlords got together and decided
to make a brew come true
you would drink it every day
spend most of your hard earned pay
thats what they do
to me and you .

and ,thats why all,
all the pubs in town
if you stopped
would close down .ow ow ow ownnnn(difficult to write but I am sure you get the drift)
r r r r r closed to you
r r r r r closed to you .

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Closed to you . A parody of the carpenters song?
Why do birds(female) suddenely appear
every time I drink beer
just like me they long to be
close to brew .

Why do guys come out of bars at night
just to fight me and you
just like me they long to drink
too much brew

By the way while you watched porn
the landlords got together and decided
to make a brew come true
you would drink it every day
spend most of your hard earned pay
thats what they do
to me and you .

and ,thats why all,
all the pubs in town
if you stopped
would close down .ow ow ow ownnnn(difficult to write but I am sure you get the drift)
r r r r r closed to you
r r r r r closed to you .

ok,,sounds good ,, but are u an alcoholic,,or just a party boy,,and are you gay too,,for liking the carpenters,,lol,,just kidding,,I thought it was good.