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Question:If so, what are the requirements to get in?


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: If so, what are the requirements to get in?

You have to have soul.

Talent. If you believe the song by the Righteous Brothers then there is " a Helluva band".

It must be interesting Oscar Peterson, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Marvin Gaye, Janis Joplin, the big band musicians , Dinah Washington, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald , just to name a few.

If there is, I hope they don't charge a HUGE price to see the concerts like they do here on earth!!!

First, you must accept that standardized tempered tuning is your savior.

Then you must sin no more, according to the ten commandments of the musician's section of heaven:

1. Have no other gods before music.
2. Do not take the name of music in vain.
3. Do not create graven images of music. Yea, those who fashion music videos shall not be saved.
4. Remember that 45 minutes shalt thou play and then 15 minutes shalt thou break.
5. Honor thy conductor and section leader.
6. Thou shalt not play out of tune.
7. Thou shalt not drown out thy fellow musicians.
8. Thou shalt keep rhythm and tempo.
9. Thou shalt not fake it, save that thou playest jazz.
10. Thou shalt maintain thy instrument, and thou shalt covet a better one for all the days of thy life.

i certainly hope so. because if not i'm not gonna like heaven much.
i think that to get in you have to love music with all of yourself. i dont think it matters how good you are.

Man I hope so
If not I am screwed!
I love music way to much to give it up

What a sweet question. Ask in R and S....but as a musician and Christian, I believe that if your heart's desire is to be a musician in Heaven, he says "Belly up to the bar!" But probably not that phrase...

Of course there's a musician's section! Who else would like to hang out with us crazy people!