Millionaires: Stravinsky's Rite of Spring danced by squirrels?

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Millionaires: Stravinsky's Rite of Spring danced by squirrels?

I have a goal of staging a production of the Rite of Spring to mark the coming 100 Year Anniversary of the ballet. However, to save money I'd like to use all squirrels in the ballet (and perhaps the orchestra as well).

This will reduce the amount of space required, and also increase the novelty value in order to compete with shock radio and reality television.

How can this goal be realized? Do think it is acheivable? Do you wish to help me raise capital and become a part of history with Ceiling Cat?

Your enthusiasm and money are appreciated!

Do you think that squirrels can be trained in time

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: LOL!! Yes to all of that!!

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