What's the funniest surname you've heard anyone having?

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Bastard............honestly!

I know a Malcolm Bastard.

Fokker

Plant.....

yes really Plant

CLAUS?

My partner did in all honesty have a boss called Mike Hunt.

Hiscock

Glasscock

Hiscox always makes me smile.

Mr & Mrs Farting are friends of my parents...hehehe.

Pillingham.
Pile-ing -them.
handcock. fist name tony.
Toe knee hand ****

Pike also Boggs

I know a fella called Gordon Bennett
&
Another called Tom... Morrow

I know Bennett & Morrow arent that funny but when put with the first name they are :)

Couple of footballers:

Danny GREWCOCK
Dean WINDASS

The person who registered my birth, named on my birth certificate was a Mr W. Ankers. No lie!

Had a customer the other week called Gemma DIAPER

LIGHTBODY....they were fat

One of my ancestors is in the Parish Register as Francis Pigim.
Another, a lady, is Willmot Puddycombe.
One of my husband's friends has the surname Condon and when he married his new wife refused to change her name to his because people were forever misspelling it!

Sidebothom.

I was in the Army with a guy called Fograsher.

Mr cheese, and im being serious :-)

or the german football player kuntz, ha ha neil that should b your surname minus the z because thats what you are!!!

Mr dick
Mr gobble
Mr fanny

Pratt - my old Science teacher! Poor Man!

Organ. Might not be funny on its own, but when the first name is a shortened version of Richard, it is!

I went to college with a girl named Theresa Green!

I also now a girl with a very large chest and as luck would have it her surname is Titcombe!

Just had a CV through and the guys name was Wonka :)

Also policeman who used to comment in Barnet FC match programmes - PC Dick Cockhead

Local newspaper reporter in Andover - Dick Bellringer

nyuk nyuk :)

Bullock and a teacher from school called mr start

probalbly not funny but unusual they cal our friends godbold

Mr White, it was a black guy and I couldn't stop laughing. That was a long time ago and its probably not so funny anymore.

Genuine names I've come across in my career:

A. Pratt (Albert)
Ricky Real
Richard Head (truly, and he never abreviates it to anything, it's always Richard)

earling poope

I know a Heavyside and a Horniman

I knew a Mary Cockaday.

focker, as in meet the fockers

O'waddock-Hunt. I was told this guy used to go to my mate's college. It does have wind-up written all over it.