What if i......???

Question:

What if i......???

what if i jump off a building? what would you say? now answer the question then read on............................... what would you say if i was in your daughter or your wife or sister? is the answer still the same?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: yes. The answer is the same.
If you are going to go out on your own...
is your checkbook balanced?
all your laundry caught-up?
bills paid?
loans paid-off?
will written?
and on and on
until I annoy you to death
so you give-up on the boring
jumping routine.

Then I'd ask if you are
wearing your new fall suit?

If you laugh...
we are home free.

If not...
we start all over:
Did you get the statement
so you can balance your checkbook?
are your underpants clean?
Mine were.

If you laugh
we are home free.
If not,
here we go again... i would say...please don't do it. We love you. Let's talk about what is going on...explain why you are so unhappy.... Yes, same answer. Suicide is never a good thing. If you are thinking about it, then I suggest you think about the good things in life, or get a psychiatrist. What if , you kill your self? I do not think you should do that. Are you depressed or some thing. Do not worry all the good things in life will come back to you soon, just hold tight.
& Yes I would say the questions are the same things.
And if you did jump off a building I would think you are stupid, sorry but yeah! It seems to me , that from the two answers I read That The didn't read the question right. My answer is My God, she must have felted very alone for a very long time. And my answer would still be the same. ( The ? is not what would you say before i jumped off the building.) ohh please dont Silly girl I only asked her if she had a genealogy / family history question.

Coming soon PLAYSCHOOL FORUM. you are need of help One would have to ask is this the re-enactment of one of your ancestors demise, cos it's not a genealogy question is it.
And you picked the right avatar name for you.