What is my heritage?

Question:

What is my heritage?

My name is Heather Walker.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: You are Scotch and Chinese. Your parents met when the Gordon Highlanders were stationed in Hong Kong just before the turnover.

Your father, Robert Bruce Walker, was a promising bagpipe player and a corporal in the regiment. Your mother, Lim Chee Kuo, was a willowy college student with raven-black hair who loved bagpipe music. She used to listen to the pipe band practise, out in the New Territories where they would not disturb others. Robert noticed her. He was a student of languages in his spare time. She offered to help him practice his Cantonese; he offered her bagpipe lessons in turn.

Their love blossomed, but was never to be; she was the love child of Mao Tse Teng and deeply devoted Marxist, while he was the fourth son of the Laird of MacDuff and a strong supporter of the Feudal system. After his National Service was up, he returned to manage the family estates.

Your mother bore you and gave you to the nuns at St. Mary's Home, in Kwaloon, to raise. They adopted you out to those two people who you have thought were your parents all those years, despite the fact they are Norwegian and you are obviously Eurasian.

Glad you asked.