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Position:Home>Genealogy> What's the latest...?Question: What's the latest...?what is the latest ancestor that you still have? great grandma? and how old is that person? How far do you know your family like 8th cousin? I know only 2 of my 3rd cousin (same great grandparents). I have 8 great grandparents. Does that mean any of those decendants that are still alive is still called my cousin? That means I have thousands of cousins if we go back to my 100th cousins. I am really woried now, I might be dating one of my xth cousin. Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: My grandmother is 88. She will be 89 on April 27. Don't worry about dating one of your cousins.... You could have worse problems like the following guy... It's good for a laugh. Blessings to you. I Am My Own Grandpa Many, many years ago When I was twenty three I got married to a widow Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown up daughter With flowing hair of red, My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. Now my daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad, And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown up daughter, Who of course was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son Who kept them on the run, And he became my grandson For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because although she is my wife, She's now my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw, As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! Ray Stevens |