Would you go to a baa with a sheep if you thought they would lap dance for you?

Question: Would you go to a baa with a sheep if you thought they would lap dance for you!?
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!.!.no!.
only if i thought they were tooo cute!.
i visited a farm a few short years ago, i saw a baby sheep and an adult sheep!. the baby one was going behhh!.!.!. behhh!.!.!. and the older one was like BaaarGH! BaaarGH!!.!.!.!.
both of then were fighting for attention, lots of strokes and the food!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Apparently the first person who answered doesn't know what a lap dance, and apparently you (the question asker) has a sick twisted mind!.

And no, bestiality is not my thing, thanks!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

That would have to be a lap stand! Clearly, unlike me, you are inexperienced!.!.!.!.

http://uk!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=bTh96H_FtF!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

May be if the conditions were right!. Old as i am i still have a lap!. In fact there is more fat on a butchers apron than there is on me!.
Care to come and check it out!?!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have an order of Rack of Lamb mint jelly green beans and a baked potato!.!.!.!.!. And keep the fecking hooves!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Only if the sheep word black seamed stockings on all four legs!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I only get turned on by goat lap dances!. Sorry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Only if she has a Baaaaf ! just a quick Dip! And tastefully sheared too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com