or jazz stories?

Question: Funny ballet/tap/ or jazz stories!?

Anyone have any funny stories, personal experience or not relating to dance!? or possibly a website with like a blog or something!?
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i was practising fouettes en pointe and my teacher was coming over to correct my arms, and i started turning again and whacked her in the thigh with my pointe shoe and she had a big bruise and had to sit down for the rest of the lesson

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June 23rd 2000 - I had just gone onto pointe in ballet!. I was getting off a flight from NYC to LA with my mom, when I decided to show the flight attendant what I had been learning all summer!. I tried to go up onto pointe whilst wearing canvas flats, and succeeded in tripping over my feet, flat onto my face and rolling down the tube to arrivals!. My mom & the flight attendant stood laughing for about 10 minutes, while I sat at the bottom of the tube with a very red face!

I know if you go to www!.youtube!.com and type in something like "funny dance moments" you'll get quite a lot!.

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In my Jazz dance recital, I ran out at the totally wrong time!. I stood there dumbly for a few seconds (it seemed to last forever), but then I ran off!. Unfortunatly on the way off the stage I ran smack into one of the curtain wings!. I thought I would die!Www@QuestionHome@Com