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Question: W want to learn to dance and have two left feet, how do I get one of them to be a right!?
I practiced the steps and they just don't seen to be coming out right!.!.!.I think I nees some plastic surgery first, what do you think, is that an option!?Www@QuestionHome@Com


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Ha ha Suzy Q!.!.!.!.I like the guy that wants you to steal toe shoes! :)

Honey, you just need to come to Kentucky and take clogging lessons!. Having two left feet is actually a benefit!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Damn!. You can steal shoes from shoe shops, despite their cunning plan to only put the left ones on display!. I'd count yourself lucky!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes, but find a plastic surgeon who can toe the line, and who keeps instep of current medical advances!. Oh, and make sure he has a good sole and isn't a heel!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The problem isn't with your feet, it's probably with your sense of rhythm or spatial reasoning!.

Either you've got it or you don't--sorry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Have them turn it backwards!. That should work!. :PWww@QuestionHome@Com

Sure that's an option, but I think you'd be off keeping the existing two left feet and adding a prosthetic right one!. You could do some bad *ss western swing!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Just swapWww@QuestionHome@Com

I think you need to give up your preconceptions about what kind of feet can be pairs together!. Sure, most feet pair up with one left and one right, but who's to say that all feet are happy that way!? I think two lefts are fine!. Two left feet, two right feet, four hands, the question isn't how do I become like everyone else, the question is how can I adapt the samba (or the polka, or swing) to suit my feet!. I think there are a heck of a lot more people with two left feet out there than anyone is comfortable admitting!.
I also think we suffer from a cult of perfection in this country!. Nobody wants to sing unless they're professional caliber!. Nobody wants to dance unless they're God's gift to the dance floor!. When our ancestors started dancing, millions of years ago, it wasn't to see who was the best and start comparing and ranking and criticizing ourselves/each other, it was something fun to do together as a community!. We need to give ourselves permission to be imperfect, so we can start having fun again!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I can only do the white girl two step!. Dancing is not in my future!.!.!.wish I could help!.Www@QuestionHome@Com