You know you are a ballet dancer when?

Question:Ok. Well I need a new cool blog for my myspace and I was wondering if anyone could help me do this. You see I have this friend who did this thing with Cheerleading and it goes, "You know you are a cheerleader when....." and some really cool sayings and stuff. Well I want to make one that is like "You know you are a ballet dancer when....." Can anyone help? Thanks I appreciate it! =]]

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Ok. Well I need a new cool blog for my myspace and I was wondering if anyone could help me do this. You see I have this friend who did this thing with Cheerleading and it goes, "You know you are a cheerleader when....." and some really cool sayings and stuff. Well I want to make one that is like "You know you are a ballet dancer when....." Can anyone help? Thanks I appreciate it! =]]

OMG i have a you know when your a dancer...
here it is! hope u like it!

you know your a DANCER when ....

*you know the butterfly not as an insect, but as a stretch

*dance is life and the rest is just spare time

*you sit in a straddle when you're watching tv

*your body cracks loud enough to stop your science class but you don't hear it

*people mistake you for a rubber band

*FULL and OUT are the two main words in your vocabulary-totally!

*you dance down the hallway instead of just walking

*when you're at the mall you hear your dance song and you start dancing

*you do ur toe heel while waiting in line

*watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch

*you do your dance routines in the parking lot and down the hallway

*you are well coordinated in dance class but trip over your own feet just walking

*a new dance makes your whole day

*everywhere is a place to dance

*you practice ur dances in your chair at school

*you not only dance everyday, but also every night in your dreams

*you are stretching for gym and everyone goes, "WHOA!!"

*your vocabulary includes bandaids, sweat, bleeding toes, determination, and guts-aries..blisters, ha

*all your friends are eating dinner while you are in class

*you have the ability to balance your body on five toes, yet cannot bend over to pick the clothes up off the floor of your room

*your friends ask you to oversplit "just for fun!"

*you have an entire drawer devoted to your dance stuff

*"so you think you can dance?" is the BEST show

*everything you do has to do with dance

*you suddenly can't count past 8

*you can learn the dances to music videos

*Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8

*You laugh at a non-dancer when they say their feet hurt

*you can talk about dance all day long to people that dont care

*when you refer to half time of a football game as "intermission"

*Every song that come on on the radio you know a combo to

*You noticed every mistake made on any dance movie or TV show

*You have ever fallen asleep in a split or straddle.

*You have ever said "400 sit-ups no prob."

* You take out your stress and anger by dancing till you drop.

I didnt MAKE it...but i found it on my friends. lol

When ... switching off a light switch involves doing a triple piroet and applique bend

Okay adopted this from a martial arts and don't think I have used proper dance terms but hope it gets you started, good luck with the blog

You know you are a ballet dancer when famous choreographers want to make dances for you, when a huge bouquet of flowers are given to you at the end of every ballet you are in, when all the HOT guy dancers are begging you to dance with them, finally you know you are a ballet dancer when you can do five perfect pirouettes and land PERFECTLY

when you go to pick something up in an arabesque
when your doing coupes when you get bored
when you are eating cereal at the bar with your foot on the counter.
when you put your foot in passe just to turn around to the other direction
when your usual hairstyle is a bun

hope these are good enough.

http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop2/danz/yo...

http://www.geocities.com/pointe2me/youkn...

http://www.geocities.com/dana_dancer/You...

http://www.dance.net/read.html?postid=30...

...you can show your little sister the 5 main postions
...you can tie your pointe shoes in under a minute
...you can do fouette turns w/out getting dizy
...your feet swell from dancing so long

I hope this helps!! Good idea!!

-Every time you bend over, up goes your back leg, and into penche arabesque you go.
-You do combinations down the aisles at Wal-Mart
-Your counter doubles as a barre
-Your friends make fun of you for walking like a robotic duck (toe to heel and turned out)
-Your soundtrack for getting up is *crackpopkinkpopcrackcrackkinkpop*
-You accidentally spell pointe with an e
-Very often
-And don't notice
-Same with spelling bar 'barre'
-If your foot is off the floor, it's pointed.

Just think about your habits, you'll have plenty to stick on a list.

Well technically your a ballerina when you dance ballet! Good luck on the Myspace!! :D

Your a boy and you own more leotards and pairs of tights than all your sisters combined!