What are the popular dances right now in Europe?

Question:I'm from the U.S. and we lack originality when it comes to dancing. It's so boring here because all we have is the stupid soulja boy dance or that batman dance which is gay as hell.

I know in Germany they have the 'hardstep' that goes along with the Schranz music. Is it still popular? In France, I think they have the Tecktonic Killeuse or something like that. I think the dance/music scene is huge there compared to the U.S.

What other dances are big in Europe?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I'm from the U.S. and we lack originality when it comes to dancing. It's so boring here because all we have is the stupid soulja boy dance or that batman dance which is gay as hell.

I know in Germany they have the 'hardstep' that goes along with the Schranz music. Is it still popular? In France, I think they have the Tecktonic Killeuse or something like that. I think the dance/music scene is huge there compared to the U.S.

What other dances are big in Europe?

We europeans don't really have anything big here right now. Mostly we take some american music and then gay it up and take off our clothe then gyrate to it. A popular dance right now is based off your USA band entitled Dafted PunK. I like it very much. We've learned to use electricity not long ago and have discovered the miracles of on/off switches. So even time someone gets a cassete player, we would play Dafted Punk and turn the single light bulb in my family house on and off, on and off, on and off, on and off. But, then my father beat me severly for chargin over nine thousand euros for using four minutes of electricity. My personal favorite dance right now is the Techno Viking, a german inspired dance. You can see it on your USA website entitled yourtube.usa. I like it very much, the website I mean. Many beautiful, preteen girls dancing erotically. So, the techno viking is very popular in my farm school right now. Even our principle, the milk cow, enjoys it while giving milk. When we do the techno viking, we play a very hippy hoppy song on the casette that has very violent and ganster beats and then we stare at a blinking light source until epilepsy overtakes us. Then, we all gyrate at a inhuman pace to the music while shooting up the best heroin Amsterdam has to offer. Also, the Techno Viking doesn't cost electricity.

I hear PeeWee's "Big Shoe Dance"
is sweeping Europe as we speak!

not really anything other than techno gyrations and sex with clothes on much like you amerians do...