What is podium dancing???

Question:Podium dancing is exotic dancing on a podium, or a raised surface.

Here are some important survival tips to remember if venturing up and onto a podium:

1. Podium dancing should NEVER be attempted sober.
2. Be off your face because - you'll bounce if flung off a podium.
3. Be off your face because - you won't remember that you danced like a ******** in full view of an entire nightclub.
4. Never wear stilettos or platform shoes - fraught with danger.
5. The shorter the skirt, the more likely you are to flash your bits.
6. Back away from the edge of the podium.
7. Remember, you may THINK you're a cool dancer, but the fact you're up on a podium suggests otherwise.
8. When you look out across the sea of fellow dancers, and see them staring at you, it's not a look of envy, but of pity.
9. NEVER podium dance if a workmate is present.
10. NEVER podium dance on a first date.
11. Don't even get on a dance floor if you can only two step.
12. Finally, remember that as cool as you think it is, podium dancing ought to be illegal.

have fun =]

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Podium dancing is exotic dancing on a podium, or a raised surface.

Here are some important survival tips to remember if venturing up and onto a podium:

1. Podium dancing should NEVER be attempted sober.
2. Be off your face because - you'll bounce if flung off a podium.
3. Be off your face because - you won't remember that you danced like a ******** in full view of an entire nightclub.
4. Never wear stilettos or platform shoes - fraught with danger.
5. The shorter the skirt, the more likely you are to flash your bits.
6. Back away from the edge of the podium.
7. Remember, you may THINK you're a cool dancer, but the fact you're up on a podium suggests otherwise.
8. When you look out across the sea of fellow dancers, and see them staring at you, it's not a look of envy, but of pity.
9. NEVER podium dance if a workmate is present.
10. NEVER podium dance on a first date.
11. Don't even get on a dance floor if you can only two step.
12. Finally, remember that as cool as you think it is, podium dancing ought to be illegal.

have fun =]