...what's a lap dance??

Question:A lap dance is a specific type of erotic dance offered in some strip clubs or (somewhat more formal) gentlemen's clubs in which the patron is seated, and the dancer is either in immediate contact (contact dancing) with the patron, or within a very short distance. Depending on the local jurisdiction and community standards, lap dances can involve touching of the dancer by the patron, the patron by the dancer, neither, or both; the dancer may be naked, topless or fully clothed, depending on the laws where the club is located. Variant terms include couch dance which is a lap dance where the customer is seated on a couch, and bed dance where the customer lies down. A block session (usually half an hour to an hour) can be booked in the champagne room, where the dancer and the patron talk in an intimate setting and drink champagne together. The girl might perform lap dances too, depending on the patron's wishes. This is more typical of stripclubs in Japan.

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: A lap dance is a specific type of erotic dance offered in some strip clubs or (somewhat more formal) gentlemen's clubs in which the patron is seated, and the dancer is either in immediate contact (contact dancing) with the patron, or within a very short distance. Depending on the local jurisdiction and community standards, lap dances can involve touching of the dancer by the patron, the patron by the dancer, neither, or both; the dancer may be naked, topless or fully clothed, depending on the laws where the club is located. Variant terms include couch dance which is a lap dance where the customer is seated on a couch, and bed dance where the customer lies down. A block session (usually half an hour to an hour) can be booked in the champagne room, where the dancer and the patron talk in an intimate setting and drink champagne together. The girl might perform lap dances too, depending on the patron's wishes. This is more typical of stripclubs in Japan.

I JUST ASKED THIS QUESTION ON GOOGLE AFTER HEARING IT ON THE SONG BUT IT'S BETTER IF YOU DO BY P!ATD.

basically when a woman (or a man?) dances and strips for a man (or a woman).

It's what you do when you spill a cup of hot coffee down your front!

A dance where the object usually sits in a chair and the subject strips and dance seductively to music, intending to arouse sexual desire in the object.

Go to a strip club and watch.

the words "lap dance" kinda explain it. go on youtube or something and look it up