What would you do if you came home and found a raccoon doing an irish dance on y

Question:It has happened several times to me, plz give me some advice and tell me what you would do because usually I dance alongside him!!!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: It has happened several times to me, plz give me some advice and tell me what you would do because usually I dance alongside him!!!

Invest in a tin whistle or an Irish fiddle and go at it :D

I'd stop smoking ^_^

Take a irish dance class, and next time it happens join him :P

I'd start taking smaller doses.

Holy ****

I'd quit watching Arby's commercials.

I'd check your doctor's credentials and see what he's got you on.

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