How can i give a girl a lapdance?

Question:

How can i give a girl a lapdance?

in get togethers and such, i always end up giving a lapdance to a random girl. but, i have to deny since i dont want to make an idiot out of myself. can anyone help?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: tthis is the weirdest question I ever heard. But it's my job t o answer it. Shake ur backside up and down. Shake your backside round and round. Just shake it don't break it. Now drop it drop it, drop it like it's hot. Now bring bring bring it to the top. Then repeat exercises. LoL. That's a little song I wrote for you