Are all strippers this unattractive and talentless?

Question:

Are all strippers this unattractive and talentless?

I have never been in a strip club. But last November I went to a hotel suite party at a tattoo convention in Virginia. They hired strippers to preform. They didn't do anything but roll on the carpet and look silly. Some were missing numerous teeth.

My cousin is visiting this weekend and wants us to go to a strip club. Were these strippers just a rare exception, or should I save my money?

Serious responses only.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: My first opinion would be to not waste your money. Tell your cousin that you could spend the funds getting to know some girls who want to talk to you because they like you, not because they're trying to see how much money they can make. If your cousin wants to go and sit around with the girls while they dance on him all naked like....tell him to stop being a perv.

That said, some people really do go to strip clubs for entertainment. I don't think there's anything wrong with that, as long as they keep it under control.

I suggest you scope out clubs by what kinds of cars are outside. If you don't see a crowd of escalades and acuras outside on a Friday night, don't go in. These kinds of clubs have the prettier women who can demand more money. Usually their stage entertainment is more than some girl rolling around onstage. They have themes, even coordinated routines sometimes. Stay away from the holes in the walls. Ugly absent-toothed women abound! They dance for the guys who don't have enough money for the pretty girls.

In conclusion, I want to revisit a previous statement. Don't waste your money! There are all kinds of schemes in the strip club (ie. private rooms, lap dances, drinks for the girls that are really nothing but water, etc.). Don't fall prey to these things. I know guys who can go to a strip club, have a good time and leave, in good conscious. I've also known those who consistently spent loads of their hard earned money on a piece of tail. It doesn't make sense. If you invest a little time and emotion, you'll get all that and more for free! It'll be exclusive, and from a girl who probably won't give you hepatitis!!! :)