Attention all Dancers!!!! Major Problem!!!?

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Attention all Dancers!!!! Major Problem!!!?

I have a (poop) problem. The good news i get to be the lead dancer in my major ballet production, bad news, my instructor won't let me wear my special undies which help with the problem (she won't let me because they are huge and poofy and show under my tutu... without these the poop comes out little by little as i release gas, after i do a few jumps, etc. the "problem" begins to run down my leg. in the second act my CRUSH has to lift me above his head... WHAT TO DO, that will b e so embarassing... I can't do anything with out my special undies,,,,,,Help!!! sugestions???

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: ur joking right....?