What is your favorite lemony snicket quote?

Question:

What is your favorite lemony snicket quote?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: "Miracles are like meatballs because nobody can exactly agree what they're made of, where they come from or how often they should appear....There is one more similarity between a miracle and a meatball and it is that they both might appear to be one thing and turn out to be another."
--Lemony Snicket

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
--Lemony Snicket