Which would you rather be, the horse's bum or the whiffletree?

Question:

Which would you rather be, the horse's bum or the whiffletree?

Whiffletree - The pivoted horizontal crossbar to which the harness traces of a draft animal are attached and which is in turn attached to a vehicle or an implement. Also called singletree , swingletree , also called regionally whippletree .

*Please note: the whiffletree is located *under* the horse's bum. So... which would YOU rather be? Why? :)

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I would rather be the horses bum. Why? Because I would rather have things periodically coming out of me than falling onto me. Plus there is a satisfaction in expelling rather than receiving poop.

The horses bum also gets out more where the whiffletree gets stored in the barn.