I 'LL make you a Y!STAR Baby, Like Tyler Durden and Robert Plant Baby?

Question:

I 'LL make you a Y!STAR Baby, Like Tyler Durden and Robert Plant Baby?

...Yoinked!... (TM) from Tyler Durden and given a quantum-makeover by Ultra Stoogewitz Pleageriasticovitzovskioffovic...
(Robert Plant's lawyers are going to be nyuck-nyuck-knocking on my door any second now)

My Life Is A Freeway to Nome, AK...

my whole Life is a rerun
financed in advance
through paypal oy vey,
And so was my funeral,
it was such a nice one
everybody stood in front -of my hole-of my hole

In the muddy ground my best friend
broke with a speech
it was gut wrenching yes
awkward....
as all of them tossed
their favorite Kermit hankerchiefs..Hankerchiefs..
---------
in my freshly dug up
muddy hole in the ground....
but I had a good laugh!

And it was also the last one,
yes that was me then....
now I'm stuck!

in this piece of old software
from...get this
Cyanide...Happiness...
run run run run....
its contagious, it so contageous!
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2 weeks ago
I see you have dealt with our agency before

2 weeks ago
I beg to differ Shad, I am under a distinct impression that everyone is making fun of me! Including myself and even my dog. Not vice versa...

2 weeks ago
Hey! Who do I sound like?
"Blah-blah-blah-blah my friend Tyler?"

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 2 weeks ago
I see you have dealt with our agency before