Need German Accent help right away!?

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Need German Accent help right away!?

I have a callback for a play where I need to use a good german accent, and I have my lines already...I'm pretty good with accents, I just want to double check with someone who knows german accents really well, what I can do is send the words that I need to say, and if you can email me back how to say them phonetically, that would be great!! email me at banddmagic@yahoo.com if you would like to help.

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1 week ago
Here are the lines I need to say in case you feel like working on this and just answering. Thanks!

But the lesson is one hour No? Another pupil is coming?

No other pupil?

Then may I make a suggestion? I will telephone a lady friend. She will bring a friend for you, Elsa, a genuine flapper!

But you have not seen this Elsa. Hot stuff, believe me, I guarantee in one minute, you are making a pass after her..

A typewriter? But what can one do with a typewriter?

Then come with me! We make a large whoopee!

Then you are my guest. I show you the real Berlin! So come we will acquaint with one another!

It is difficult you know, adjusting to the idea of a poor American. But I tell you a secret! There is no need for this poverty!

Oh by taking very few brief trips to Paris! Perhaps a few days. Nothing more. But it will pay you well. Extremely well.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
Here are the lines I need to say in case you feel like working on this and just answering. Thanks!

But the lesson is one hour No? Another pupil is coming?

No other pupil?

Then may I make a suggestion? I will telephone a lady friend. She will bring a friend for you, Elsa, a genuine flapper!

But you have not seen this Elsa. Hot stuff, believe me, I guarantee in one minute, you are making a pass after her..

A typewriter? But what can one do with a typewriter?

Then come with me! We make a large whoopee!

Then you are my guest. I show you the real Berlin! So come we will acquaint with one another!

It is difficult you know, adjusting to the idea of a poor American. But I tell you a secret! There is no need for this poverty!

Oh by taking very few brief trips to Paris! Perhaps a few days. Nothing more. But it will pay you well. Extremely well.