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A poem for Penfold and Tylerdurden?

Love those nincampoops!
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Inspiration in a troll
That is where it seems to come from
convoluted little door
opens up into vast chambers
twisted shaddows
fun house mirrors
oxo pads and sugar shanks
there is so much quantum dust here
I could build a theoretical dustman
What does this do
where does that go
never mind, just let it pour out
Inspiration in a troll
Watch him go, he's on a roll
Does it come out of a gland
what sets off his metarant
Is it keys lost, is it green lumps
is it questions about farting
Entertain me little troll
roll my brain like a fuzzy ball
massage my calcified cerebrum
never dust your secret room
Inspiration from a troll
stirs emotions in us all...
String is yoinked and Dummies fall.
Thanks for giggles trolly-troll!

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1 week ago
Jake, you're just angry at the last scolding I gave you aren't ya!
---Relive it---
First, why is this in a form of a question? Also, I take offense to the words "mea" and "culpa" sitting that close to each other in a sentence, they make me nervous. I will let you know how I really feel by saying "hurumph" separated by a short pause (2-4 seconds ideal) and followed by another even quieter "hurumph". Also, as members of the Allknowing Aholy Evil Trio, your compadres are now aware that you are -8 blooming points for the WEEK and have tied for 1st place with tomtom for random appearances...That is an unacceptable level of "giveash*t" mister. Let's get it together old man, you are an official rep for Yakmilk's sake! Less questions (pretty please), more answers... Now I don't know which are worse, his questions or his answers?

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and I agree with starlisha......(you look like a weirdo, try using an animated picture)

1 week ago
Let me tell you someting bout ole Penfold E
He shoulda nevah been let out of penetentiary...

Boom boom boom
We were gunning
And all you could see
was fundies running
falling and tripping and fussin and screaming and cussin'
So we reloaded and kept on blasphemin'

1 week ago
You get an "A-" TD Euwaite...
Now change "burlap" to "swaggy" and you'll get an "A+".

1 week ago
Cinnamon, thanks for telling the Y!WORLD that I collect virtual panties...

1 week ago
That's a hella-meta-rant, and not a bad time passer... Thanks!
Now, it still costs a nickel to cross the bridge, pay up or stay on that side.


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
Jake, you're just angry at the last scolding I gave you aren't ya!
---Relive it---
First, why is this in a form of a question? Also, I take offense to the words "mea" and "culpa" sitting that close to each other in a sentence, they make me nervous. I will let you know how I really feel by saying "hurumph" separated by a short pause (2-4 seconds ideal) and followed by another even quieter "hurumph". Also, as members of the Allknowing Aholy Evil Trio, your compadres are now aware that you are -8 blooming points for the WEEK and have tied for 1st place with tomtom for random appearances...That is an unacceptable level of "giveash*t" mister. Let's get it together old man, you are an official rep for Yakmilk's sake! Less questions (pretty please), more answers... Now I don't know which are worse, his questions or his answers?

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and I agree with starlisha......(you look like a weirdo, try using an animated picture)