I read Wind in the Willows like 5 times over the years,?

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I read Wind in the Willows like 5 times over the years,?

Lets see who can summery it best!!! best one gets ten!!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Crazy Frog drives like a Quebec resident and gets jailed. He dresses like a transvestite to escape and is warmly welcomed back by his friends and all is forgiven. Great kids story with high moral content, but I still love it because its life. You can be a rich fool, do what you like and get away with it.

(Come to think of it, sounds like a recently jailed blonde lady I know. Poor lady. Hope she really finds Jesus, unlike Mr. Toad. not a frog really.)

I am not cynical, Wind in the Willows really is a funny story.