I need help with grammar check for my fable!!!?

Question:

I need help with grammar check for my fable!!!?

It due tomorrow.. Thank for helping

Mistaken for Love

A panda was walking when he see a chicken hurrying to cross the road. So he came up to the chicken and ask, ??What a chicken like you doing cross the road??? The chicken reply ??To get to the other side, duh.?? The panda was so choking up by the reply; he answered, ??Don??t duh me! I could pick you up and fry you up. You??re lucky I am a vegetarian.?? The chicken reply, ??Why, you??re lucky my rusty rooster isn??t right here to give you a banging for your buck!?? All of sudden, a gloom cloud joined together and camouflage the jolly sun. Panda last witnessing the sun being swallow by the dusty cloud yell, ??Where has the romantic moon gone??? The chicken so shock yells back as she was rushing home, ??The snickering sun should smack you side to side!??

The moral of my story is: don??t waste time talking to stranger who isn??t the lushes luminous light.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: It makes no sense, and grammar is not philosophy. Also, correcting this for you would teach you nothing.