Who can describe to me what being a true wampa is? Most people have no idea what

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Who can describe to me what being a true wampa is? Most people have no idea what i'm talking about. PLEEZ HELP

what is a wampa? what do they dress like? i want to learn their language!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: yes, yes of course. THe wampa. Faced with the ominous threat of distinction millions of years ago before the earth was established in the awesome and deleberate sense that it is today, (BREATH HERE) it is now thriving continuously in patches found all over the globe, and if you are lucky enough to actually get to know one of these funny but normal looking and appearing creatures, well at least from the outward part of the body, opposed to the insides, well that would be kinda gross if you saw their guts, and extremely deformed on the inside, then you will discover their language is quite simple, and in fact, if you speak with the same letter for the first letter of each word, you can catch on really fast, also but not deliberately trying to, learning their culture and exploring their ways of life just by talking in the same weird way, but don't be alarmed, they look the same as each and every one of us, and you never know where whey will wive. Oops, that was a little bit of wampa in me, shining through.
Thank you, and goodnight.