Would you RATHER be a SCHNITZEL or a SCHNAUZER?

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Would you RATHER be a SCHNITZEL or a SCHNAUZER?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: lol...which are you now? einstein with a hot dog? a hot dog einstein? or an einstein made from different body parts? (pretty much the same thing as the first two!)...now to your silly question...since a schnitzel is an already fried breaded veal cutlet...i'll take schnauzer! which is a very smart, terrier, who would at least have a chance to run away. ... uuummm, no make that a giant schnauzer! they're as big as great danes...you know what would happen to your schnitzel then!