Serious Question: What do you do if your penis is gay but your mind is straight

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Serious Question: What do you do if your penis is gay but your mind is straight?

For example do you let the penis indulge in gay activity and while it does its thing you put your mind to thinking about football or what you are doing later that day? Or do you let your straight try to punish the gay penis by making it do straight things like have intercourse with females? I mean women always accuse men of thinking with the wrong head, but in this case both heads think differently... what to do?

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1 week ago
Tigertrot - I like your answer very good, but your logic is flawed:
"Your penis is gay; therefore you are gay."

From wikipedia:
Denying the antecedent is a logical fallacy, committed by reasoning in the form:

If P, then Q.
Not P.
Therefore, not Q.

e.g.
If Queen Elizabeth is an American citizen, then she is a human being.
Queen Elizabeth is not an American citizen.
Therefore, Queen Elizabeth is not a human being.

1 week ago
To writeaway:
This is a philosophical question. Not LGBT. It might be a sexuality question, but I could not find the group. The penis is gay, the mind is straight. What to do?

1 week ago
Animals do sound good...

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
Tigertrot - I like your answer very good, but your logic is flawed:
"Your penis is gay; therefore you are gay."

From wikipedia:
Denying the antecedent is a logical fallacy, committed by reasoning in the form:

If P, then Q.
Not P.
Therefore, not Q.

e.g.
If Queen Elizabeth is an American citizen, then she is a human being.
Queen Elizabeth is not an American citizen.
Therefore, Queen Elizabeth is not a human being.