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Hello, I am Wanda June. Today was going to be my birthday, but I was hit by an ice-cream truck before I could have my party. I am dead now. I am in Heaven. That is why my parents did not pick up my cake at the bakery. I am not mad at the ice-cream truck driver, even though he was drunk when he hit me. It didn't hurt much. It wasn't even as bad as the sting of a bumblebee. I am really happy here! It's so much fun. I'm glad the driver was drunk. If he hadn't been, I might not have gone to Heaven for years and years and years. I would have had to go to high school first, and then beauty college. I would have had to get married and have babies and everything. Now I can just play and play and play. Any time I want any pink cotton candy I can have some. Everybody up here is happy - the animals and the dead soldiers and people who went to the electric chair and everything. They're all glad for whatever sent them here. Nobody is mad. We're all too busy playing shuffleboard. So if you think of

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1 week ago
So if you think of killing somebody, don't worry about it. Just go ahead and do it. Whoever you do it to should kiss you for doing it. The soldiers up here just love the shrapnel and the tanks and the bayonets and the dum dums that let them play shuffleboard all the time - and drink beer.

1 week ago
Personally I like this quote written by Kurt Vonnegut. Because it says everbody goes to heaven.

1 week ago
P.S. Do no report abuse if you do not like the quote personally. If you don't please ignore it and go on with your life.

1 week ago
The demographic was split like this last time i posted this question. But last time it was taken off for "violating rules" when it was just like this. I like it. I do understand why people don't like the idea of everybody going to heaven but think in terms like this. How much punishment does someone deserve for destroying a life. How about one hundred years. Well that would mean Hitler would get 3,000,000,000 years then be allowed to go to heaven. By then not many people would care about the atrocities commited 3 billion years ago. So it is just an interseting way of thinking. P.S. I think people who did that bad should just be earased from existence and not evn get a punishment.


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
So if you think of killing somebody, don't worry about it. Just go ahead and do it. Whoever you do it to should kiss you for doing it. The soldiers up here just love the shrapnel and the tanks and the bayonets and the dum dums that let them play shuffleboard all the time - and drink beer.