Do you like my office helpers?

Question:

Do you like my office helpers?

Leon's a tabby cat,
Big belly fat, full of fishes.
Felix wears a Tuxedo.
He really thinks he's neato.
They keep the office free of mouses,
Chasing them around the houses.
And if a fly should fly by,
They will harass until died.

The hair on my chair is orange.
The hair on the desk is black.
When the bowls lack,
They're on the attack.
No work is done,
Until I open a can.
Then snoring and purring??s my afternoon song.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I was not aware that you are schooled
in the ancient style of writing sticky-sweet drool..

I tought I taw tat fatt tabby
circling my bass and causing him headaches.
I suppose you want ransom now?
Better give me my fish back or the squirrels will attack!!!

The only reason you dress the other
in a mini-kitty tuxedo my brother,
is so you can feel like you're at a fancy poetry reading
and society's "who's who" have all come to hear you...
And so you pay the kitties in basses to pretend
If they don't you'll have to open up a can on them.

The whoopassing doesn't last long
And after you're severely beaten
over the face with a half eaten fishie
snoring and purring will be their song.