Help guys,how to write a MONOLOGUE!?

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Help guys,how to write a MONOLOGUE!?

im an advertising student and i need to make a 3 mins weird monologue.and i cant think of anything. please please please help me, i need to compose it now. if you can summarize the monologue here,i'd really appreciate it.i just have to finish it.i only have an hour.btw. it's for my acting and directing class. so everyones gonne watch me.thanks alot! ill wait for your help thanks mwah!:)

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Ok, maybe this will help. A weird monologue - not much time left based on when you posted this, but here goes:

A monologue on cheese.

Talk to cheese about your feelings for it.
ASK it to explain why it tastes so good?
Cheese can be shredded, melted, cubed, blocks, soft, hard stringy, yellow, white, blue, etc.
Explain to cheese how you rely on it. (comfort, entertainment, etc.)

Here's some to get you started:

Oh geez. Oh cheese. What would life be without you? How could I ever express all you mean to me. Life is so much more filling since you've come around. Shredded on tacos or melted for fondue...cheese...oh cheese...there's nothing like you.

this is really kind of lame because I'm pressed and so are you. but I think you've got enought to get you going. I know you can take it from here - we all just need a little "push".

Knock 'em dead!