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I have a male in the house and i want to put a poster up? what should i put on the poster?

he walks in when i'm getting dressed so how should i do my poster and hang it on my door?


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I like the lock idea above. But besides that, I would find a local ordinance (law) that states that trespassing (with out without a door lock) is punishable offense.

And follow that up with "you are warned" - meaning you intend to press charges next time.

If you can't find the local law, just make one up and make it sound very legalese.

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Other than that, you can try putting the shoe on the other foot. Once in my past employment this guy made up a name and started calling me by that name. It wasn't enough to pick a fight but still demeaning. So my friend said I try should make a name for him "Biff" because he always try to look "collegic".

So I started to call him that name (and had some of my friends call him that too). And they would just pretend that they thought it was his real name. Eventually he called a truce.

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So get some friends of your over and constantly walk in on him while he's half dressed (preferrably gay guys but girls would probably do). And then laugh or giggle at his body. And then have them giggle at him even when he is dressed. Man have very fragile egos and he'll probably move out before the end of the month.

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