I'm writing a story and two friends are 'fighting'...?

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I'm writing a story and two friends are 'fighting'...?

A seventeen year old boy and girl are playing around and calling names. what's a good comeback to 'dork' that isn't 's.l.u.t'? the forum that I'm posting my writing in doesn't allow s.l.u.t or whore.

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1 week ago
i dont know if i forgot to tell you, but they're in eleventh grade.

1 week ago
if it wont allow s.l.u.t, it probably wont allow anything worse.

and the girl is getting the insult, not the guy.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 1 week ago
i dont know if i forgot to tell you, but they're in eleventh grade.