T0 all my loyal fans this is from me to you = I have made a musical instrument?

Question:

T0 all my loyal fans this is from me to you = I have made a musical instrument?

from a setee spring and a old style washing mangle
and 205 empty coke tins
and also it lights up in the dark
a spectacular bright luminous yellow
and i have learnt to play
moon river on it amongst a medley
of other popular dance music tunes i can play on it also

my question is will i be allowed to appear
on the main pyramid stage at glastoonbury
or a smaller side event stage
either way im not bothered as long
as i get one of them long personal dressing room caravans
with my own security team assigned to protect me
which one is it going to be would you say?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Well with an innovative instrument like that I think we'll be booking you on the main stage sir...

As per your request...

Personal Dressing Room Caravan - Done

Security staff - No problem

Rider - No Restriction*

(*...No Blue MnM's allowed. You've had too many already...)