Tips for making out please?Or websites that give you tips?

Question:

Tips for making out please?Or websites that give you tips?

I'm kinda bad...

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Oh Alexander,... Your subtle humor and dry wit is sooo sexy, I must have you! Pucker up.

*THUMP*
. . . . . . . . . *SMACK*

While Alexander counts the heart shaped birdies circling overhead, lets watch the slo-mo replay;
Alexander, expecting a box of chocolates and dozen roses is surprised by a left handed thrust to the mid section knocking the wind out of him, ??Oomph!??
Before he knows what happening, a right handed round-house chop follows quickly to pulp his lip.

Maybe Alexander will choose a best answer now that he??s got a little sense beat into him?