Is the Disney Channel owned by Satan??

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Is the Disney Channel owned by Satan??

Why are so many kids so hot on this specific channel?? I had no idea it was so big until I got into this forum and saw the questions asked 50 times a day!! Is this what those crazy kids are doing nowadays? The last time I watched the disney channel, it had Mickey Mouse animation and reruns of "Kidsongs". Oh, and the 'Mickey Mouse, Rock the House' version of the Mickey Mouse Club...

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2 days ago
Didn't think this need to be said- but this is 'tongue in cheek' folks. I don't really beleive the Dark Lord holds sway over Disney. Jeez. Just making a satirical observation on the apparent preoccupation of young aspiring actors with ONE CHANNEL out of all the potential creative outlets in the universe.

2 days ago
In the brief time since I posted this, no less than 3 disney channel questions have arisen. Kids, you wanna know how you get on the Disney Channel? You ride a pink pegasus over the rainbow, and she drops you off on a cloud into Mickey's arms!! Cause thats what they want to hear, folks. No work, just magic and fame. Woo hoo! I know they are young (some of them), but it makes me wonder....

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: 2 days ago
Didn't think this need to be said- but this is 'tongue in cheek' folks. I don't really beleive the Dark Lord holds sway over Disney. Jeez. Just making a satirical observation on the apparent preoccupation of young aspiring actors with ONE CHANNEL out of all the potential creative outlets in the universe.