Is it better to be the cookie or the milk?

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Is it better to be the cookie or the milk?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Oh, the COOKIE. The cookie IS. It is enhanced by the milk which hydrates it and makes it more deliciously dissolvable in the mouth. It makes it more digestable and lets it fall apart more readily so it's flavor can be dispersed over the tongue. The cookie is the violin. The milk is the atmosphere which suspends it and transmutes it over the space between the strings and the ear. YUM!...I want cookies...