out a job and weed? (no joke answers please!)?

Question:

How can I live mo. to mo. w/out a job and weed? (no joke answers please!)?

Whats up guys, I've been making a nice living doing clinical research studies, like they pay $3,000+ if you're in the right ones so its enough to pay a few mo. rent. But basically I'm wondering, how can I set things up (welfare etc. I have issues and have gone to a mental hospital) so I can A. Pay rent B. Get food and C. Smoke ganja. I mean I could continue to put my health @ risk w/ the clinical studies and I have friedns that have done it for years, however, b/c of my issues, I want to have the luxury to be able to smoke herbs again.

P.S. E-bay is good too, but I don't have any suppliers for any non replica products.

Peace yall, no joke answers please.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Does your mental illness qualify you for disabilities? You can check out the feds to see if it does: http://www.socialsecurity.gov/d&s1.htm...

You could sell the plasma and platelets in your blood. I know you can do this more often than actually giving whole blood, because the blood gets recycled back into your system--they only take out the platelets/plasma.

You could sell a kidney. It's supposed to be illegal, but people do it all the time.
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Most of the clinal trials I have seen appear to be testing stuff that wouldn't really endanger your health...but they may be able to detect the weed smoking. That's kind of a catch-22. It kind of seems like having a job is a prerequisite to having weed, UNLESS you grow your own.

And there's always prostitution and exotic dancing!