So see here now, me and my pa were going down to old stedmanns bridge to track d

Question:

So see here now, me and my pa were going down to old stedmanns bridge to track down a coon as ugly as sin?

..that was causing all kinds of trouble round town here, now when we got down to the creek just past the port we saw a snake bigger then youd ever see, the size of a watermelon i remember it clear as daylight on a sunday morning! it had wings and could fly, took me and rodney my old coon catching dog off to the heavens where we ate cupcakes and stroons with a piper named NAN, and he asked me a riddle that goes suttin like this, "why is a green turtle chasing a cat-from like a home away from home" well i told him i dont rightly know and asked if i could have a day to check it out and ponder and asks my family, and ponder i did, but nuttin came of it, so i was hoping some of you kindly folks could help me out, my question is "why is a green turtle chasing a cat-from like a home away from home" ... Or.... How do you defeat a Cloud piper without angering the woodland gods?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Give me points, your lack of guilt will please the woodland gods, this I garentee