New Ideas for Class Notables - Topics - Best Dressed, class clown, etc.?

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New Ideas for Class Notables - Topics - Best Dressed, class clown, etc.?

As we all know, the end of the year is coming and this is the time where we start putting the finishing touches on the year book and squeeze in the last few articles in the school newspaper.
Traditionally the newspaper and yearbook staff come up with a list of class notables, you know, like: class clown, best dressed, class narcoleptics, future LHS teachers, etc.
well we're trying to come up with some new and fresh ideas so if anyone has anything quirky or cool, your input is welcome and much appreciated! So far this is what we have:
50 Year Old Myspace Users
Future Peace Corps Member
Future Reality T.V. Show Stars
Future Broadway Stars
Most Likely to have Artwork in a Museum
Future American Idol
Future Olympian
Most Likely to Take Over a Small Nation
Discovers of a Cure For Avian Flu (considering this is out of date we need a new "scientist" category... any illnesses currently that would seem apropriate to find a cure for??)

Thank you all in advance for your help!

Additional Details

3 months ago
As you can tell we altered our topics to be a little more interesting... for example:
most athletic = future olympian
best singers = future american idol
you get the idea...
we don't want to put down things like "best looking" because it might hurt people's feelings but it's definately ok to have some humor in it (like we did with the myspace)

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When I was a senior in high school I won for "most likely to incite a riot," and I have always been secretly proud of that even though I have yet to do it.