What happens to two people who sit in a tee together?

Question:

What happens to two people who sit in a tee together?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

You'd have to be a really, really, really small person to be able to sit on a tee. A golf ball is just a couple inches wide, and it has problems staying on top of the tee. So to fit two of you up there...geez, you'd have to be hella small.

Anyway, assuming you could find these puny people (in Micronesia?), AND assuming you can convince them to sit on a tee together, I'd say that what happen is that they will start k-i-s-i-n-g.