Anyone know a good clerihew poem or can make up a good one?

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Anyone know a good clerihew poem or can make up a good one?

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Edgar Alan Poe
Penned stories that we all know
And every one that he wrote
Seems to end on a gruesome note.

Harry Potter
Was a magical plotter.
At Hogwarts he became a master
After many a goof and disaster.

Mark Twain
Wrote books in a humorous vein
His characters can make us grin,
Especially that rascal Huck Finn.